Brett Lyda: Misc

A man and a woman are walking through the forest at night. The woman says to the man, "Gosh, it is really dark out here! I am really scared!" The man says, "You're scared?!! I have to walk out of here ALONE!"

The bastard offspring of the Violent Femmes. "America's finest undiscovered little bitch"

Here are some neat comix I whipped up on MS paint documenting the various Evangenital hijinx. They may or may not be all that funny to the casual reader but they do offer an accurate window into the minds of our disfunctionally functioning genital family. Also featured are a smattering of Juli Crockett's original stick figure drawings which I suspect may someday sell for thousands of Euros.
***JUST ADDED! The NEW EVANGENITALES comic stylings of Patrick Ian Moore!!!***

The guy woke up next to this strange girl and said, "You don't have AIDS, do you?" She said no. Then he said, "Good. I can't afford to catch that shit again!"

Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a musician?

A: A pizza can feed a family of five.